animalstalkinginallcaps:

FUCKING MONDAYS, AM I RIGHT?
DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED. THERE ISN’T ENOUGH COFFEE IN THE WORLD TO HELP ME RIGHT NOW. I WAS UP UNTIL 4AM LOOKING AT INTERIOR DESIGN BLOGS. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY. I’M NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO PAINT MY APARTMENT.
THE INTERNET IS THE WORST FOR THAT KIND OF THING. ONE TIME I WENT ON WIKIPEDIA TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE DRUMMER FROM DEF LEPPARD’S NAME AND I ACCIDENTALLY GOT A DEGREE IN NEUROBIOLOGY.
TELL ME ABOUT IT. I WAS TRYING TO DOWNLOAD SEABISCUIT AND NOW I’M AN ORDAINED MINISTER.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

FUCKING MONDAYS, AM I RIGHT?

DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED. THERE ISN’T ENOUGH COFFEE IN THE WORLD TO HELP ME RIGHT NOW. I WAS UP UNTIL 4AM LOOKING AT INTERIOR DESIGN BLOGS. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY. I’M NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO PAINT MY APARTMENT.

THE INTERNET IS THE WORST FOR THAT KIND OF THING. ONE TIME I WENT ON WIKIPEDIA TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE DRUMMER FROM DEF LEPPARD’S NAME AND I ACCIDENTALLY GOT A DEGREE IN NEUROBIOLOGY.

TELL ME ABOUT IT. I WAS TRYING TO DOWNLOAD SEABISCUIT AND NOW I’M AN ORDAINED MINISTER.

nevver:

Hug it out

nevver:

Hug it out

thingsorganizedneatly:

Francois Robert 
“Stop the Violence”

thingsorganizedneatly:

Francois Robert 

“Stop the Violence”

animalstalkinginallcaps:

MARIOUS?
Yes, tiny baby kitten friend?
I LIKE YOUR GLASSES.
Why thank you.
CAN I HAVE GLASSES TOO?
No, tiny baby kitten friend. You have the eyesight of a compact and furry eagle. Glasses are for people who cannot see so well.
BUT ALL THE KIDS WHO SHOP AT THE URBAN OUTFITTERS DOWN THE STREET CAN SEE JUST FINE AND THEY ALL HAVE HUGE GLASSES.
We don’t associate with those people, tiny baby kitten friend. Nobody should.
CAN I AT LEAST GET A BOW TIE?
Of course. If we could somehow harness the love people have for kittens in bow ties we could solve the energy crisis.

I can’t tell you how many times in my life I’ve said the exact phrase “tiny baby kitten friend”.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

MARIOUS?

Yes, tiny baby kitten friend?

I LIKE YOUR GLASSES.

Why thank you.

CAN I HAVE GLASSES TOO?

No, tiny baby kitten friend. You have the eyesight of a compact and furry eagle. Glasses are for people who cannot see so well.

BUT ALL THE KIDS WHO SHOP AT THE URBAN OUTFITTERS DOWN THE STREET CAN SEE JUST FINE AND THEY ALL HAVE HUGE GLASSES.

We don’t associate with those people, tiny baby kitten friend. Nobody should.

CAN I AT LEAST GET A BOW TIE?

Of course. If we could somehow harness the love people have for kittens in bow ties we could solve the energy crisis.

I can’t tell you how many times in my life I’ve said the exact phrase “tiny baby kitten friend”.

e-pic:

a series of encyclopedias that have been hand cut by alexander korzer-robinson

e-pic:

a series of encyclopedias that have been hand cut by alexander korzer-robinson

(via travelthirst)

architectura:

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architectura:

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theworldwelivein:

Bixby Bridge, Big Sur, California©  Kristen Drozdowski.

theworldwelivein:

Bixby Bridge, Big Sur, California
©  Kristen Drozdowski.

(via itsnotovertonight)

nevver:

The History of Earth in 24 Hours

nevver:

The History of Earth in 24 Hours

(Source: metaphoricalmoods, via cal1forniadream1n)

thedailywhat:

Facebook Ragefaces of the Day: One entrepreneurial Redditor recently came across the revelation that ragefaces can be employed in Facebook chat in lieu of boring old emoticons.
Redditor Soulholder explains:

These work by referencing the account’s ID. They’re actually Pages who’s display pictures are set to ragefaces.
See here: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Poker-Face/129627277060203 = [[129627277060203]]
You can find yours by clicking on your profile, and then looking at the URL. The string or series of numbers after facebook.com/ will be yours. You can also get your friend’s ID’s by viewing their profile.
Alternatively, you can just use Zuckerberg’s face using [[4]].

For the lazy (and you know who you are!), below is an exhaustive list of ragefaces and their corresponding “magic number,” courtesy of Redditor RottingRyno: 
Troll face: [[171108522930776]]
ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME: [[143220739082110]]
Not bad Obama:[[169919399735055]]
Me Gusta: [[211782832186415]]
Mother of God: [[142670085793927]]
Cereal Guy: [[170815706323196]]
LOL Face: [[168456309878025]]
NO Guy: [[167359756658519]]
Yao Ming: [[218595638164996]]
Derp: [[224812970902314]]
Derpina: [[192644604154319]]
Forever Alone: [[177903015598419]]
Not Bad : [[NotBaad]]
F*ck yeah : [[105387672833401]]
Challange accepted: [[100002727365206]]
Okay face: [[100002752520227]]
Dumb bitch: [[218595638164996]]
Poker face [[129627277060203]]
Okay face [[224812970902314]]
Socially awkward penguin [[98438140742]]
Rage face [[FUUUOFFICIAL]]
Lamp [[100001256102462]]
No [[167359756658519]]
MOG [[142670085793927]]
Feel like a sir [[168040846586189]] [[125038607580286]]
Forever alone christmas. [[100002727365206]]
[reddit.]

thedailywhat:

Facebook Ragefaces of the Day: One entrepreneurial Redditor recently came across the revelation that ragefaces can be employed in Facebook chat in lieu of boring old emoticons.

Redditor Soulholder explains:

These work by referencing the account’s ID. They’re actually Pages who’s display pictures are set to ragefaces.

See here: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Poker-Face/129627277060203 = [[129627277060203]]

You can find yours by clicking on your profile, and then looking at the URL. The string or series of numbers after facebook.com/ will be yours. You can also get your friend’s ID’s by viewing their profile.

Alternatively, you can just use Zuckerberg’s face using [[4]].

For the lazy (and you know who you are!), below is an exhaustive list of ragefaces and their corresponding “magic number,” courtesy of Redditor RottingRyno

  • Troll face: [[171108522930776]]
  • ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME: [[143220739082110]]
  • Not bad Obama:[[169919399735055]]
  • Me Gusta: [[211782832186415]]
  • Mother of God: [[142670085793927]]
  • Cereal Guy: [[170815706323196]]
  • LOL Face: [[168456309878025]]
  • NO Guy: [[167359756658519]]
  • Yao Ming: [[218595638164996]]
  • Derp: [[224812970902314]]
  • Derpina: [[192644604154319]]
  • Forever Alone: [[177903015598419]]
  • Not Bad : [[NotBaad]]
  • F*ck yeah : [[105387672833401]]
  • Challange accepted: [[100002727365206]]
  • Okay face: [[100002752520227]]
  • Dumb bitch: [[218595638164996]]
  • Poker face [[129627277060203]]
  • Okay face [[224812970902314]]
  • Socially awkward penguin [[98438140742]]
  • Rage face [[FUUUOFFICIAL]]
  • Lamp [[100001256102462]]
  • No [[167359756658519]]
  • MOG [[142670085793927]]
  • Feel like a sir [[168040846586189]] [[125038607580286]]
  • Forever alone christmas. [[100002727365206]]

[reddit.]

    (Source: thedailywhat)